A Funny Technical Conversation!

• Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.
• Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
• Husband – hard disk full.
• Wife – have you brought the saree.
• Husband – Bad command or file name.
• Wife – but I told you about it in morning
• Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
• Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
• Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.
• Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
• Husband – sharing violation, access denied.
• Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
• Husband – data type mismatch.
• Wife – you are useless.
• Husband – by default.
• Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
• Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
• Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
• Husband – the only user with write permission.
• Wife – what is my value in your life?
• Husband – unknown virus detected.
• Wife – do you love me or your computer?
• Husband – Too many parameters.
• Wife – i will go to my dad’s house.
• Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
• Wife – I will leave you forever.
• Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.
• Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
• Husband – shut down the computer.
• Wife – I am going
• Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer.